| Position | Officer |
|---|---|
| Liaison Officer, Master of Disaster Abatements, and Suggestionry | Kevin |
| Offensive Coordinator and Director of the DNO Foundation | Paul |
| Airline Safety Inspector, Risk Manager, and Vice President | "P" |
| Mother Superior, Membership, and Faithless Secretary | Steve |
| Royal Taster & Bottle Washer, and Sergeant-at-Arms | Dan |
| Artistic Director, Choreographer, and Ombudsman | William |
| Sheriff, High Plains Drifter, and Codeslinger | Racine |
| Warehouse Manager and Head Sommelier | Pradeep |
| Focus Puller and Chief Suckage Manager | Jim |
| Color Commentator and Grammarian | Wally |
| Prone | The Rev. Dr. David |
| Virtual Founding Member | Alan |
| Fashion Consultant and West Coast Liaison | Erich |